TIL smoked lizards make a good spice.
I know, right?
That’s more than several.
That’s like a whole gaggle of lizards. Or whatever the lizard equivalent is.
Couldn’t help looking it up - so satisfied that it’s called a lounge of lizards
This pleases me.
Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards makes more sense now.
i mean… you can always put them back in
The problem is that you know the first few batches are likely the best, and every batch afterwards was chasing the high of the first batch. As I typed that, I’m surprised someone hasn’t tried to repeat the recipe and return with results.
Every batch crisped to perfection
Forget a Rat King, that’s a Lizard King.
But where is his Gizzard Wizard?
Forget the tiger king, that’s a lizard king!
Ok but like was this one big terrible mistake that a bunch of lizards made one day or just a string of extra really dumb individual lizards?
My money is on one day, maybe a mother led her babies there and once it was on, they were all trapped.
Oh no now I’m sad about the babies 🥺
If this is true, I can’t (nor want) to imagine how uncomfortable discovering this fact was.
It had to have been VERY uncomfortable. Or maybe exciting, depending on the accessibility to more baby lizards?
I wonder if you can recreate the effect without the dead lizards
bacon
How did they get there?
Looking for a warm place to hatch?
Don’t gizzard my wizard
There’s a bit inside of us all… now.
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