• Nepenthe@kbin.social
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    Ah, but give him all your stuff and you’ll experience exciting interactions like discussing his cat over a date you didn’t know you were on, and understanding exactly how badly you smell and how much he openly enjoys that! He’s every incel’s dream husbando!

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        1 year ago

        And then he goes like “I see you found someone else. Who am I to stand in the way?” after I make it official with the person I’m actually trying to get with.

        It’s like my man, we’re homies at best. I shot you down every time, I made it clear I was into Shadowheart to others with you standing right there…what do you mean “I am no longer the cause of the twinkle in your eyes”? I mean, you’re my bro and I care about you, but not like that lol

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    I told him no, because I thought I needed to sell everything for money. He rage quit and then I realized I didn’t need money for anything ever.

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      yeah, he just kept asking forever in early access. and there were waaaay less magical items. i think this is one of those that kinda got a reputation from early access that didn’t hold as true after release. like shadowheart being cold and mean to you.

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        “Well, my day just got a little brighter.” Honestly, I love to hear that one every time it comes up, and I’m not even pursuing Shadowheart (my wife is).

        Of course, nothing comes close to Karlach’s cute, flustered, “Oh, hi!” <3

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      I don’t know what I did different to most people as he literally only asked once.

      And I took time to talk to everyone before I did a long rest and dear lord did I do long resting A LOOOOT.

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      Ooh I respecced my Wyll as a monk and he’s proody glorious with those items. I didn’t focus on any min-maxing and he could easily pump out 80 damage in a standard turn

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    Gale’s addiction is the reason I sneak his ass over to Elminster as early as I can. I ain’t got time to be feeding wizards with magical items. Unless they are gith items. Fuck those Voldemort looking snake people.