“Spearing ham on a broom handle” is how I refer to my bachelor days.
“Vigorously sweeping while starving” is what mine were like.
I also appreciate how she appears to be Skyrimming that wheel of cheese.
I wholeheartedly approve of using “Skyrimming” as a verb in this context.
Can I borrow the ham stick woman when you’re done?
yea why does no one ever leave cured meats in my bed
Have you ever even asked?
Apparently the trick is to be a Nazi.
Sure, if you want to just find it in your bed.
Everyone else has to make an effort!
I deserve to be hammed!
Best I can do is hamburger 🍔
Just because Rob liefeld can’t tell the difference between a woman’s figure and ham on a stick doesn’t automatically mean everyone is that stupid. Certain nazis like nick fuentes maybe, but jeez.
What’s she doing with that fish?
Anti-Nazi stuff. You wouldn’t understand.
Don’t worry about it, it’s just a red Herring
I think she’s gonna feed it to her knee.
Don’t worry about the fish
Worry about the cheese and sausage
Probably a celebratory dance afterwards.
So it smells like her.
Still would
