(context: yesterday there was a horrific incident in Germany with many dead & injured)
This morning somebody on Mastodon posted how they are done with the public broadcast because the host of a news show dared to open the show with “good evening”
That’s actually fucking stupid.
This reminds me of the Star Wars drinking game (back before Episode 1).
Every time a storm trooper misses a shot, you take one.
You have to watch the film frame by frame to keep up with the pace of them missing shots.
I don’t think that’s survivable? I’m just imagining some of the space battles…lol.
That’s part of the joke. The first scene of Episode IV before Vader boards is a heavy shootout, so you basically just start the film and drink until you pass out.
Lol. Oh, right. I was kind of asking for clarification if tie fighters count, but I guess that’s a moot point. I had not thought about the impact of the battle at the start of Ep IV - probably leaves everyone too black out drunk for the rest to matter.
I’m offended.
And at least 9 others as well. I’ll drink to that.
I am offended by your offense. Drink to that.
The audacity! Let the man be offended asshole. Now im offended too, are you happy?
How is that fair? Now I am offended because you were offended at my offense.
Well, take another shot, bud…cause you just pissed me the fuck off!
Alcohol is a harmful substance that destroys numerous lifes every day and shouldn’t be gamified!
Guess you gotta drink now!?
If you count getting mad at grammar/spelling, I wouldn’t last a minute.
I’m in the picture and I don’t like it
