Shower thought … if the government is truly listening to us all 24/7, what nicknames would they give you?
I imagine mine would be something along the lines of tone deaf as when I’m on my own, I’m constantly singing.
I could just imagine them speaking to each other in their call centre sighing and saying to each other: “Oh here we go again Tone Deaf is ruining another song”
What would yours be?
Knotty because of how complicated I come off as.
Mine would be terrorist If I wasn’t privacy concious >:3 (this is a joke please don’t add me in a list xoxo)
I’ll just need you to verify your address, please.
1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL
That’s a reference I haven’t heard in a long time.
Probably resting bitchface if they do video surveillance. If audio only, most likely Mr talks-to-himself
I just asked ChatGPT and based on my personality quirks I’ve been assigned the nickname:
*drumroll*
GIGGLE GYRATOROh well, could be worse :)
Hey, Hey You, Hey Guy, Fuck You, Fuck you Guy
See that guy over there yea I call him hey hey you hey guy fuck you fuck you guy. Yea it’s a very long nick name but that’s what stuck
Probably Boring
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The weird piper - in constantly whistling & my wife says, I’ve never hit one right note, and she’s got pitched hearing, she must know.
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Nice try fed not getting me that easily
