Broke: Being a magical nepobaby
Woke: Working hard for your magic powers and actually understanding them.
Wizards are the only ones who actually work for their spells
Clerics spending hours a day praying and years of their lives serving in temples means nothing?
Same for druids tbh
You’re right. Also, if they have to pray most of the day, how are they able to do anything else like battles or eating if there too much happening at the same time or if they are prevented from praying? What would happen? And why is it not an explored restriction that would logically make sense?
Eh gods be weird lol
Well Warlock for it after they get it.
Sorcerer: “I know three spells. I hope one of them is useful.”
Warlock: “My sponsor says to burn things, so I have sixteen different ways to light shit on fire.”
Cleric: “I’m not allowed to cast any spells until someone gets a big boo-boo.”
Wizard:
I am the very model of a modern Arcanologist
I will Divine, then Transmute time, and Conjure cross the Astral Mist
If you’ve got trouble, I’ve a spell that always is the perfect fix
And maximize the casting to eliminate a hint of risk
I’m very well acquainted too, with every skill imagine-ble
Cause high int scores and bonus feats make this class unbelievable
You think I studied hard for this? You’re right cause I’m a dungeon pro
Both in real life and in the game, I am a true professional
Sorcerer: my father was privileged
Warlock/Cleric: I’m the pawn of some privileged being
Wizard: I work hard and become powerful on my own terms
Just read it? No, somehow pour gold into the pages in order to learn it.
Where is that money going? Who gets it? The guy who wrote the original, or is there a giant magic scroll guild stealing all those hard earned spellwriter’s profits? Is Spellify taking it and not passing it on? I have to know!
Gold is a reagent and is consumed upon casting the spell.
Wizards don’t actually commit spells fully to memory, at least not typically. The times they do they have to be simple and are called cantrips.
Scribing a scroll to learn a spell is the wizard copying the scroll into their spellbook, requiring expensive magic ink that costs money.
As an outsider - can someone explain the warlock one to me?
Warlocks make pacts with powerful beings to get their magic, mostly demons
Thank you, and thank you to all the others who answered. I am now more cluefull
Hey now, they also pact with Fae, ancient outsiders, and even Celestials!
Or the fucking sword
Does this mean that if I hire a wizard to do magic stuff for me, I’m a warlock?
it’s more like renting the magic from the wizard.
A warlock gets its magic by forming a pact with a magical entity like a god, devil or powerful demon.
Sorry, can’t. I’m only humanoid and don’t have a way to change that.
Is there a difference between warlock and cleric?
Popularity of the patron.
I think a cleric can choose a domain without choosing a god. They can also stop following their god without grievous consequences. Warlock patrons aren’t kind to pact breakers.
I’m not knowledgeable at all, but it seems like charisma is more useful than intelligence in DnD
Sounds realistic imo
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Are clerics allowed to use bladed weapons these days?
Yeah, only for the last 23 years or so.
In the most recent ruleset, certain Divine Domains such as “War” and “Tempest” get proficiency with martial weapons including swords.
The first thing I learned in Magick: you have to do it all by yourself. It’s not a shortcut, it’s not the easy way. But the reward at the end is worth it. That, and much more. And that’s the truth.
Replace that coffee with a billy flip and I think it’d be spot on
