This is actually a pretty funny review if you happen to have nothing better to do. I was quite tempted to stop watching the film after the intro, but alas, I plodded along, miserable and aggrieved for some time before switching over to the always agreeable Young Frankenstein.

If you must watch a movie inspired by the respected Mary Shelly’s repertoire of material then see Young Frankenstein (1974), or The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), or Blackenstein (1973), or Frankenweenie, (2012) or Edward Scissorhands (1990), or The Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)… or choose your own or ignore me and see a Dracula movie instead!