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Hilarious
If there’s two things I hate, it’s off by one errors!
- It’s Java
From the tone of the first message, I’m guessing that’s not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.
Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.
Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.
Technically 102 if you include the one already said
No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated
It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.
forever scarred by OBO errors… I noticed that too
Also java.
102 times if you count the one before the code.
print(‘I am sorry’*100)
Edit: print(‘I am sorry\n’*100) ffs
I am sorryI am sorryI am sorryI…
Say I’m sorry hundred times before I will forgive you
Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.
Nah, anyone that’s childish enough to ask something like that isn’t worth the effort.
Formatting
Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:
R E D H A T
becomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.
I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.
- She asked for “I’m sorry” and the program would print " I am sorry" (if it actually worked lol)
I really really really hate people who write code in chats as if they are demonstrating some incredibly amazing skill. Doubly so because they so often fuck it up.
That usually done by young folk who just learned the basics. Cut them some slack. They feel good about learning something new.
Yeah, you are right I should.
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- Its Java and this is a personal project. Might as well say, “loving you is like developing an api for an insurance company. I can’t bear to touch you without two drinks and a subscription to jetbrains” This is how relationships end up on the garbage heap.
Typical 1-off error
Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy
There is a leading space in the string itself, so OP is either a top tier troll or put in no effort at at and either way deserves the hate 😄