Biggest insult was putting streaky bacon on the headstone
Why not just defecate on its grave fucksake
Plus beans in a dish and shitty sausages!
And RIP Joe Biden’s uncle
We don’t know if he’s dead - he could be 150 and living with a cannibal tribe.
This is a really under reported story.
BrekkiexitSickos.
Ha ha, yes!
“Full English”. Is that like a Brazilian? 😁
Full English will put hair on your chest. Brazilian takes it back off.
Also a Brazilian makes your John Thomas look bigger, while too many Full Englishs has the opposite effect. Or so I am told.
Ulster Fry > Full English
We can have white and black pudding at the same time ♥️
The celts do it better anyway. The Irish with pudding and soda farls and Scots with scones (I didn’t know what the Welsh or Isle of Man do but, assume that the latter do so at whatever pace they like).
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Needs more black pudding and tattie scones! 🏴 Also I like spinach, mushrooms and hot sauce with mine, but that’s by the by.
I had a veggie one this morning.
Zero sympathy for the Inselaffen and their breakfast.
Shut up and try not to choke on your Müsli.
