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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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CEMENT? DAS CONK CREET BABY
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Cement is stored in the balls
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  "- A happy customer
  
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Snort it, mix it, put it in a stew
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  Did you know that Viggo Mortensen broke his cement?
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I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend
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  There’s no joke, only shitpost
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Fuck yeah bro
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Why I can only read this in Jixaw’s voice impersonating Jeremy Clarkson?

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