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“some local dog walkers mistook the scene for a ritual mass murder.”
We live in a society
:rat-salute: to bored dog walkers with an over-active sense of drama wasting police time
Literally, we all know which boomer couple it was as well.
oi m8 I was tryna take a right proper nap
Mass murder of the ego
Spokespeople for the British Police stated that women lying motionless and glassy-eyed on the ground appeared “very satisfied”.