Hi, I make games under this name. I saw you have a gamedev community, so I’ll go over there and answer arcane questions.
Things I made that I’m proud of include this earthbound randomizer and this physics-based roguelite. I also made a game about trains in space, but the process of getting it ready for Steam caused me so much psychic damage that I started to hate it, so I’m not going to recommend that right now.
I also like gardening.
Also, a friend insisted that it’d be funny if I signed up for this website, but they didn’t tell me why. So if you could let me know, that’d be great.
@[email protected] @[email protected]
WE HAVE A NEW BROTHER
Where do I sign up for this “alert all the owls” mailing list?
Also where do I go to add a floppy owl to the emojis?
/c/emoji
incredible
please stay
You are my new best friend now
Oh no, he’s cooler than me
The owl army grows
we have a few owls here that we’re all very fond of, even when they steal our toothbrushes
…why is the bear website full of owls?
Owlbears, of course. My mind is illuminated.
dirt_owl is a beloved poster and
secondarysite mascot. we’re all too online and probably furries tbhI am NOT a furry!
looks at raccoon profile pic
Fuck.
do fursonas have their own fursonas
fursonae?
inside you are recursive wolves
there’s at least a few dozen users who aren’t owls so i’d hardly say it’s full
Oh, so being full of owls is more of an aspiration, I see.
We collectively own the toothbrush comrade
shit, i did a liberalism by messing up the toothbrush joke
Paging @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] and so on
Also your friend is very very funny for throwing you in here with zero context.
This community has a lot of very cryptic and very obscure in-jokes, some of which most of the people here don’t even understand fully, but continue to reproduce anyway. Probably time to make a new Hexbear iceberg tbh.
Also your friend is very very funny for throwing you in here with zero context.
as if i just don’t exist
God fucking dammit lol, I was smoking a joint when I read this and I’m wheezing coughing and laughing in tears now.
Also your friend is very very funny for throwing you in here with zero context.
You’ll be right at home here.
i was there when the ancient hexbear lore was written
I was there, when the first dreams came off the assembly line.
I was there, when they began welding the things into their armor.
Bolting on the wheels, pouring in the jelly.
I was there when they turned the juice on, and I was there when the things began to twitch.
I wasn’t what’s with all the owls
Professor did you not study the tomes?
sees name
the parliament grows
It’s “parliowlment”
hoot hoot and welcome
Welcome! As for why it’s funny, owl let you find that out for yourself.
So if you could let me know, that’d be great.
I don’t know about you, you seem too quiet.
Please use your inside voice.
Welcome to our owl-friendly community!
My god, it’s full of owls
more owls
ourwl, comrade. Welcome!
One of us one of us