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Cake day: September 27th, 2023

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  • When you’re talking about a ship’s capacity that’s approaching five digits, that stuff would have to be moved around a lot.

    Foodstuffs from the Conestoga is behind the new sensor package from Starbase 80, but we can’t install the sensor package until we get to a drydock, so we have to move it over there and get the ingredients for Thanksgiving out–but we’re also supposed to deliver half of the potatoes from the shipment to the Boyle when we pass them at Deep Space Two, so we have to crate them into a separate container, and the stasis container we need for them currently has Vulcan plomeek bulbs in it for a diplomatic function on Tendar IV, so we can’t move them over until Wednesday. Meanwhile, in Cargo Bay 2, we literally have a whole entire shuttle that for some reason the commander of the shuttle deck decided just had to be put here, but that means that the restraint units are inaccessible, so we’ve had to jury-rig some force fields to hold everything together. Plus, because of some sort of requisitions mistake, we got sent a double pallet of PADD-xe’s, when what we really needed were PADD-xt’s, so that was taking up every spare parts locker and case in Cargo Bay 3 until we could offload them to some environmental observatory or something, but then Lt. Cmdr. La Forge had this weird idea yesterday to pull 250 of them and try to network them together for…something?..and they’re still strewn all across the floor since he left to deal with a plasma injector leak yesterday afternoon, so I guess we should put them away? I mean, I don’t even know if they’re still functional–and THIS is when the Vendorian terrorist leader decides to pull up and have a tentacle-measuring contest? Does he have any idea how busy we are right now? I don’t have time to deal with artificial gravity fluctuations or inertial dampener overloads today, I’ve got potatoes that are about to rot!








  • We walk our kids to school pretty much every day, and I 100% agree.

    Almost exactly three years ago, at a school about four miles away from ours, a driver killed a seven-year-old girl on her way home from school, and the very next morning a driver ignored the signal and cut me off as I was trying to walk my own kids across the street. In the next couple of months, a city ordinance meant to improve pedestrian safety was shot down by the state because it was “anti-car.” Since then, any efforts at traffic calming around schools has been slow-rolled and ignored at pretty much every opportunity. Car dismissal is prioritized at our kids’ school (we’ve actively had to go inside and pluck our kids out of the car line at the beginning of every school year so far because they don’t pay attention), bus dismissal gets second place, and this is the first year that the crossing guard has been there every day.

    Literally the only positive thing that we’ve seen around our school is that they’ve reduced the road from two (very thin) lanes in each direction to only one; that has helped tremendously, but even just this morning a driver who wasn’t paying attention almost hit the crossing guard as we were about to step out into the street.

    I am shaking with rage even thinking about it right now. The situation is dire out there, and our elected officials are doing worse than nothing. Our school administrators are making it worse.

    Talk about radicalizing. I want to start slashing tires.










  • I’ve seen some great answers to the question as asked. I want to also toss the new-Trek engineers in there: Stamets, Billups, Jankom, and Pelia.

    • Jankom would be awful. Terrible bedside manner and a predilection for percussive maintenance do not make for good medical outcomes.

    • Billups would likely not do well either. Granted, we don’t know much about him, but it seems like he’s a competent but not outstanding chief engineer (let’s face it, that’s kinda the point of the show).

    • Stamets would freak. He would repeatedly note that it’s actually his husband who’s the doctor. But he’d probably end up doing a decent job.

    • Pelia has the distinct advantage of centuries of experience in her favor. It’s entirely possible that she was a doctor at one point.

    And, honorable mentions:

    • Hemmer would probably shock everyone by being amazing at the job. He would probably show some unexpected advantages to being blind as a doctor.

    • Jett Reno actually did this scenario, in her first episode.