Aw, does nanna know you’re on her computer, puppy?

I prefer “push” vs “dump” for the added omgnoooo 🤣

“Bread & circuses” is an ancient protocol, and hasn’t been absent from any government policy since the invention of bread, beer, etc. #TheMoreYouKnow

“Momentarily embarrassed millionaires” is the target market, yep.

Warhol, Kaufman, et al’d like a word.

Oh? That’s actually uplifting news! 😅🖖🏽

Looking at this graphic, is it still illegal to yell “fire” in a theater like that, or can we record ourselves doing so in those empty rooms for fuckyou lols? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Another such wise man once told me that prefacing a joke with “Oh, man, this is hilarious” is not unlike telling people you’re a sexual teeranna’soris. 🤌🏽

Jill Stein is the latest in an interminable line of Green Party fucknuts “killing” the Green Party.

Next.

IIRC, >6% is the floor to keep up…

Leave the country while you still can? 🤓🤘🏽

NGL, that’s the gentlest he could’ve put it. Had he even hinted at the options he and the wife had already greenlit for their coital catalog with zero risk of conception, those two cringe teens would’ve wept — to say nothing of what’s invariably “in discussion” for the couple’s future escapades.

Condoms prevent more than minivans.

Whereas, this is young Hanlon’s Razor^fade

I’m don’t think

Aw, shucks. I’m gonna be famous? 🥹😭✨🤩

🙇🏽‍♂️🤣🖖🏽

Why did you put that behind a scratch-off?

Sploosh?

Hello, fellow citizen! Nice to see you. Are you well? How is the wife/husband/partner/thruple/keyboard today? Ha. Ha. 😶

The horror.