It’s so gross and weird. Also this makes no sense.

Mine looks more like the one on the right, and I’ve been around the block more times than I can count… it’s just physiology, sex parts look different for us all. Just like every dick I’ve seen in person looks a bit different from the one before. Some are longer, shorter, wider, bent to the right or left, different shades, some even have cute lil moles on them, some hairier higher on the shaft than others. We’re just different and that’s fun!

This is wrong on so many levels: body shaming, incest, “slut” shaming, describing how his own child’s reproductive bits look like, just… ugh