• simple@lemm.eeEnglish
    151·
    2 months ago

    It’s using… Live action actors? I thought this was going to be a full on animated movie.

    Looks about as lazy as I expected when I first heard it. I can’t get over how bad the world looks though, it’s like someone downloaded a 4K hyper realistic texture pack that doesn’t look anything like the game itself.

  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    101·
    2 months ago

    “What the hell?”

    Oh boy, it’s going to be that movie.

    Baws people who are like, so cool and stuff, showing up to Minecraft land and showing the locals how it’s really done! IRL style! Yeah we have the IP and we’re making money off of it but we’re also going to constantly remind you that we’re too cool for this shit and make fun of everything that you, a fan of Minecraft, actually care about so that we can get cheap laughs from the livestock audiences who also inexplicably think they’re better than you! Doesn’t that sound fun?!

    • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlOPMEnglish
      122·
      2 months ago

      The Marvel Cinematic Universe and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

  • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    9·
    2 months ago

    surely, surely it must be possible to write a movie about a video game that does not include the words “mysterious portal to another world” anywhere in the synopsis. we’ve been doing this shit since the fucking hoskins mario movie, please, something’s gotta give

    • Moobythegoldensock@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      2 months ago

      But it worked so well then! Along with the other precursors to that film, such as Masters of the Universe and Howard the Duck! All certified classics!