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minus-squareRekorse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-213 days agoI fed my cat lettuce and now its first investigative documentary is coming out titled “Catastrophe”!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 days agoI always thought that as an obligate carnivore if you feed the cat lettuce it explodes in a little furry fireball.
minus-squareRekorse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoIt actually breaks down into little soot sprites who then immediately get to work building a multi-story wooden gazebo around the place the cat once was.
I fed my cat lettuce and now its first investigative documentary is coming out titled “Catastrophe”!
I always thought that as an obligate carnivore if you feed the cat lettuce it explodes in a little furry fireball.
It actually breaks down into little soot sprites who then immediately get to work building a multi-story wooden gazebo around the place the cat once was.