Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square185fedilinkarrow-up1818arrow-down112
arrow-up1806arrow-down1external-linkI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square185fedilink
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58·2 months ago But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. Matthew 24:36. RTFM, noob.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·2 months ago“Read The Fisherman Matthew”?
minus-squarekat_angstrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoReady Tortellini Featuring Mushrooms
minus-squareDomeGuy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoDoes this imply that the rapture won’t happen on any day any man or angel predicted it, and suggest that these crackpots are either delivering a “no rapture today” message from the Lord Almighty or else embarrassing Her into putting it off?
Matthew 24:36.
RTFM, noob.
“Read The Fisherman Matthew”?
Read the fucking moom
Ride turtles for money
Ready Tortellini Featuring Mushrooms
Ride the Frigging Mmmrobot
Does this imply that the rapture won’t happen on any day any man or angel predicted it, and suggest that these crackpots are either delivering a “no rapture today” message from the Lord Almighty or else embarrassing Her into putting it off?
Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!
RTFB