Researchers at the University of Southampton in the UK successfully stored the entirety of the human genome sequence onto an indestructible 5D optical memory crystal no bigger than a penny. The indestructibility claims are no joke since the discs can withstand temperatures up to 1,000°C, cosmic radiation, and even direct impact forces of 10 tons per cm2.

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    Just shot them in all directions from the solar system into space, but also add ads so aliens know to ignore and avoid us.

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      Do you like checking out Earth subcultures but don’t want to be identified as an alien and sent to Rwanda? You need Nord VPN.

      Clash of Cows: the ultimate 3D mobile game where you can pit your abductees against those of other, less-benevolelant races. Win battles to earn points and abduct new cows, and research newer and greater evolutions for your herd.

      Office 365.25. Put your data in the cloud. Next to your spaceship.

      Your Microsoft computer has been infected!!! Call our hotline immediately to fix the issue!!

      Looking for hot singles near you? Tired of binary systems? Check out Sol.

      Had enough of ads? Upgrade to YouTube Premium.

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        “Fuck, why is my galactic supermassive DNS sinkhole not blocking these ads!??” - the frustrated alien

        PSA: always update your supermassive-Pi-Holes