Researchers at the University of Southampton in the UK successfully stored the entirety of the human genome sequence onto an indestructible 5D optical memory crystal no bigger than a penny. The indestructibility claims are no joke since the discs can withstand temperatures up to 1,000°C, cosmic radiation, and even direct impact forces of 10 tons per cm2.
Just shot them in all directions from the solar system into space, but also add ads so aliens know to ignore and avoid us.
“Fuck, why is my galactic supermassive DNS sinkhole not blocking these ads!??” - the frustrated alien
PSA: always update your supermassive-Pi-Holes