• CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    Conservative student supports capitalism… until it’s applied to his GPA (he has to pay 15,000$ per additional 0.1 score and it’s first come first serve, supply is finite)

    • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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      trump-enlightened: “Look folks, I just need a small loan of a million dollars. America never had a president with a 5.0 GPA. Even Lincoln had maybe a 4 or 3”

      (For those not in the US, Lincoln was mostly self-educated, having less than 12 months of formal schooling, yet received an honorary doctorate.)