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minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·2 months agoBeans = Farty Starties Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·2 months agoAnd if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoBeans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.