Ok, fine, if no one else will do it, here’s the list:

• Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs
• Harris wants to bring back the military draft
• Harris had notes during her CNN interview
• schools are sending children for gender-affirming surgeries without their parents’ knowledge
• Harris was sent to negotiate with Putin about Ukraine; her failure started the war
• Harris decided to identify as Black only a few years ago
• Harris was the first candidate to quit the Democratic primary of 2020
• “Every Democrat, every Republican, everybody wanted Roe v. Wade terminated and brought back to the states”
• “if I ran with an honest vote counter in California I would win California, but the votes are not counted honestly.”
• that he was named “Man of the Year” in Michigan before he entered politics.
• “the Congo” has deliberately emptied prisons to somehow get its criminals to come to the United States as migrants.
• The government had been planning to release the report that employment grew less than previously expected after election day, but “a patriot leaker” forced them to release it early