• 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 months ago

    about 2000 years ago, in the year 2024, there was a religion called “TikTok”. their god was omniscient, always watching and judging. if they said anything to displease their god, the almighty algor ithm, he would smite them to the shadow realm. this act of god was often refered to as a shadow ban. but those who were shadow banned did not experience the worst fate for they could still live on and be enveloped by the beauty of their god, algor ithm. no, those with the worst fate were those who were totally banned. separated from the light of their god, forced to wander aimlessly for all eternity. forced to “touch grass”, the worst fate of them all.