case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?message-squaremessage-square344fedilinkarrow-up1274arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1263arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前message-square344fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHeratiki@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 年前Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
minus-squareHeratiki@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 年前Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
minus-squareSickPanda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 年前Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.
minus-squareBleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前No-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!
minus-squarequaddo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
minus-squareMothra@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff
My toes are unstubbable
Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
Then good luck to your shin.
Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
Ah, the shins of a hockey player…
And step on the cat
Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.
Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.
No-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!
The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff