Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?message-squaremessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down12
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·3 months ago 50 melons for grade school math problem Actually I think I’m gonna start with: “(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoI charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.
Actually I think I’m gonna start with:
“(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
I charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.