Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 28 days agoWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?message-squaremessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down12
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 28 days agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squarepixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-228 days agoOnly men are stretchy enough to fit melons up their ass, and women have to stick with more mundane phallic vegetables?
minus-squareTheKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 days agoHope this is sarcastic, if not you make a hole in the melon.
Only men are stretchy enough to fit melons up their ass, and women have to stick with more mundane phallic vegetables?
Hope this is sarcastic, if not you make a hole in the melon.