comfortablyglum@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSay goodbye to the COVID-19 vaccination card. The CDC has stopped printing themapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1265arrow-down11cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1264arrow-down1external-linkSay goodbye to the COVID-19 vaccination card. The CDC has stopped printing themapnews.comcomfortablyglum@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square70fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareUnaware7013@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down2·9 months agoI’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·9 months agoWait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie? Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.
minus-squareDark Arc@social.packetloss.gglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·9 months agoBbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
minus-squareWashedOver@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·9 months ago2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…
I’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…
Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?
Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.
Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…