HARRISBURG, PA ― Undecided voter and self-described “non-partisan skeptical moderate” Deannah Sole has announced that, in the rapidly approaching election for tonight’s meal, which is locked in a dead heat between Italian and sushi, she intends to vote for whatever will leave everyone with an actual preference unhappy.
Italian vs sushi? It’s more like, microwaved hot dogs vs dog shit in a paper bag that someone tossed on your doorstep and lit on fire.
but the hot dogs are a bit moldy so we might get a bit of food poisoning! obviously the better option is eating neither and starving to death.
And then get force-fed the shit anyway.