• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
    11·
    2 months ago

    *door bell tinkles at that shop*

    “*ahem* I’m, uh, here to buy something. You know, for the ‘coat pocket’.”

    “Back wall.”

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
      9·
      2 months ago

      “Open a pet store, they said. You’ll be selling puppies to happy little kids, they said… sheesh.”