• MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    201·
    5 hours ago

    Alternate reality Kamala:

    Democrats, it’s time to fight for our lives. A fascist is about to take power and we need to do everything in our power to stop him.

    Time to get a gun.

    Ladies, instead of pussy hats it’s time to pack pussy gats

    • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      21·
      22 hours ago

      My fellow Americans, I have invoked the 25th Amendment and relieved Pres. Biden of his duties. As President my first priority is activating the national guard and bringing them to protect the white house. Fascists will not step foot in here!