Try sorting by dowry

SERIOUSLY! I’m in Ninevah and I get these! Is there no escape?

Buddy, I’m not even in Mesopotamia and I’m getting those ads. I’m Laconic and don’t even like women! They just shove those tablets in the corner of any new clay.

Wow, that sucks. There’s hot single women in my area.

Just need this one trick–that doctors hate–to hook up with them. They won’t tell you about it though.