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Management: Gee whiz, we really have no idea how to gauge productivity to decide who gets promoted. We could manage. Or, better, we could just have someone write a script that pulls info from git on how many lines of code each person has written.
Programmers:
I promote based on lines of code removed.
I quit based on idiotic metrics
Ah, the idiotic idiotic metric metric.
Are you 14?
Reminds me of is-even
Weekly downloads: 152,124
It’s dependent on is-odd which is dependent on is-number which has 88 million weekly downloads…
