President Josiah Bartlet: You know what I did, just then, that was stupid? I minimized the importance of the statue that was dedicated to Nellie Bly, an extraordinary woman to whom we all owe a great deal.

Abbey Bartlet: You don’t know who she is, do you?

Josiah Bartlet: [to himself] This isn’t happening to me.

Abbey Bartlet: She pioneered investigative journalism.

Josiah Bartlet: Then she’s the one I want to beat the crap out of.

Abbey Bartlet: She risked her life by having herself committed to a mental institution for ten days so she could write about it. She changed entirely the way we treat the mentally ill in this country.

Josiah Bartlet: Yes. Abigail…

Abbey Bartlet: In 1890, she traveled around the world in 72 days, 6 hours, 11 minutes and 14 seconds, besting by more than one week, Jules Verne’s 80 days.

Josiah Bartlet: She sounds like an incredible woman Abbey. I’m particularly impressed that she beat a fictional record. If she goes down 21 000 leagues under the sea, I’ll name a damn school after her!