Yeah yo, just load it up on a computer and hold space bar to get through the intro and through animated scenes. The game will prompt you to press A, B, C, or D for actions as necessary.

You won’t find this game very entertaining at all on a mobile touchscreen.

It actually is!

You gotta type a bunch of random stuff to get past the intro, but once the game starts, you get to choose your actions in battles based on the letter you type. And if you don’t like the outcome, just hit backspace and try something else.