• doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works
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      Why yes your honor, I did pirate 47TB of games. But as Infomatics90 clearly indicated, my reasons prove I am a child, and therefore I argue I can’t be tried as an adult. I rest my case!

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        Judge: I see your point. We’ll try you as a juvenile then you can spend time in a juvenile detention center where a priest will watch your every move.

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      Capitalists do whatever they can get away with to goose profit.

      Which is basically everything since they hired the people who wrote the laws and bribed the politicians to pass them. (see ALEC)

      What is immature to doing what can be gotten away with to them in kind? Isn’t that just, as the capitalists say, exercising our highly virtuous rational self-interest?