• flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 hours ago

    We don’t know how long they’ve been together.

    I would not want my first meeting with someone’s mother to be on their deathbed. And as a grown woman, I wouldn’t want my son’s new piece of ass at my deathbed, either.

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netOP
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      8 hours ago

      I definitely was a weirdo who didn’t understand this. Girl I dated for two weeks shared she wasn’t available because of a funeral and my stupid horny ass said, “I can go with you. It’ll be like a date.”

      And she had every right to give me a wtf face.

      And that’s when I learned time and place.