nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoChoosing pink is chaotic evil?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square187fedilinkarrow-up1526arrow-down132
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minus-squareEmbarrassingskidmark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·6 days agoForce people to poop on command - I’d have xin jinping on speed dial
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·6 days agoI would give this pill to a million Chinese and Russian dissidents. Xi and Putin would just be constantly shitting. There would be no moment in any day for as long as they lived that they weren’t shitting.
minus-squareChapulinColorado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 days agoEach billionaire poops every 30 minutes. No rest for the wicked. Can be cured by donating the fortune to some common causes.
Force people to poop on command - I’d have xin jinping on speed dial
I would give this pill to a million Chinese and Russian dissidents.
Xi and Putin would just be constantly shitting. There would be no moment in any day for as long as they lived that they weren’t shitting.
Each billionaire poops every 30 minutes. No rest for the wicked. Can be cured by donating the fortune to some common causes.