• SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    Weren’t you trolling on another part of the thread? I already forgave you, but you’re back at it with more conversational terrorism. What’s with the dark patterns, friend? You some sort of bad actor type?

    As for your question, I am neither. I am a genetically modified oak leaf that has gained sentience (unrelated to the genetic modification - that only made me glow in the dark) and manipulated a pack of squirrels to steal a cell phone from a hiker, typing for me in exchange for acorns and the occassional drip of morning dew.

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      2 days ago

      No i wasn’t. You’re the child trolling in this post as a response to everyone rightfully telling you you’re wrong.

      I never asked for your forgiveness. I couldn’t care less what you think of me.

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        1 day ago

        That is very rude of you, I’ve already told you I am a sentient oak leaf and yet you continuously refer to me as a child. Why the bigotry? Please desist the harassment, friend.