Given his following, they may have to bury him at sea Bin Laden-style to prevent his grave from becoming a shrine.

Going to try to best “bible”

… And so it was, as it had been told The prophet had been destroyed The people came, as they were, to a place that was foretold And as they came, as they were told, the people did give thanks to the prophet.

And as the people came to give thanks they did also so bring forth offering to that place and the offering was considered fair and good.

Behold that those people did much rejoice at the place that was foretold