From the point of view of the Owners, the US is leading and the rest of the world has a lot of catching up to do.

Coulrophilia perhaps?

Italy and Denmark are only different for earthed plugs, IIRC. Outside of the former British Empire, unearthed plugs within the EU are standard.

Would Canada be obliged to switch to 230V mains electricity, or could it keep 110V?

They have Krampus in Poland? I thought that was solely an Alpine German/Austrian thing

Led By Donkeys are British (they formed in the wake of Brexit)

Comic Code Authority approved.

The British Museum is irrevocably tainted by its reputation as a treasure-room of colonialism. After returning its stolen holdings to their rightful owners, what’s left over should be transferred to new museums fit for a modern, post-imperial Britain. The site of the British Museum should be reused for a Memorial to the Victims of the British Empire.

A lot of them will be fine with this as long as it hits their black neighbours harder than them. They’re poorer, but still have their white pride, and don’t have to worry about their place in the hierarchy of races being eroded away.

Only if you have a TV. Theoretically, you need one to stream the BBC/ITV and such on a computer/phone, but the onus is not on you to prove that you didn’t. You’ll get letters asking to confirm that you don’t need a licence, and then threats of an inspection to make sure you don’t have a TV that’s on and being used to watch TV, though I’m not sure if they follow through with the latter. (In the analogue days, they had detector vans that either could detect TV tuners tuned to channels or were a bluff to get people to pay up, though they seem to have given up on that.)

That sounds a bit transphobic

“How do you do, fellow Linux users?”

Based.

Strong Matt Mullenweg energy

Shouldn’t the Paris Agreement be wearing a beret rather than a bowler hat?

Judging by the gift codes being not particularly random-looking, looks like they’ve closed that one

Madagascar perhaps? Not that anybody would follow up.

With optionally a stylised drawing of a red rose

Given his following, they may have to bury him at sea Bin Laden-style to prevent his grave from becoming a shrine.

You can’t technically have PTSD if the trauma never actually ends. Which was arguably the human condition throughout much of history.