My boss be like: “Don’t you want some company products instead? Maybe those from last year? It’s more valuable. Just look at our financial statements, it’s worth…oh… (we already wrote that off)…, but if you had to pay for it… last year (when we couldn’t sell them)… They’d be worth… something ?.. Oh come on. We are family!”
I be like “Yes, sure boss, I agree to use the company products for exposure. Yes , boss I’ll eat your pizza for socializing with the “family”, but boss… I’ll also want to utilise those terms you already signed with the union, because that’s my money there.”
My boss be like: “Don’t you want some company products instead? Maybe those from last year? It’s more valuable. Just look at our financial statements, it’s worth…oh… (we already wrote that off)…, but if you had to pay for it… last year (when we couldn’t sell them)… They’d be worth… something ?.. Oh come on. We are family!”
I be like “Yes, sure boss, I agree to use the company products for exposure. Yes , boss I’ll eat your pizza for socializing with the “family”, but boss… I’ll also want to utilise those terms you already signed with the union, because that’s my money there.”