DeadNinja@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago"Show up acting stupid and find out"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1967arrow-down123
arrow-up1944arrow-down1image"Show up acting stupid and find out"lemmy.worldDeadNinja@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·9 months agoYou’re right, there is a God. Send me 10% of your paycheck every two weeks and I’ll put in a good word. Also: no fapping.
minus-squareCaptain_Buddha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoThat’s more than tithes usually cost… so that must mean YOUR God is better, being more expensive! Sign me up! …can I just apologize in a closet to you for fapping like usual?
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-29 months agoWe do the fapologia face to face now.
You’re right, there is a God. Send me 10% of your paycheck every two weeks and I’ll put in a good word.
Also: no fapping.
That’s more than tithes usually cost… so that must mean YOUR God is better, being more expensive! Sign me up!
…can I just apologize in a closet to you for fapping like usual?
We do the fapologia face to face now.