This is the opposite of a complete list of everything going on around town. It’s only what intrigues one weirdo, me, by being at least A LITTLE OUT OF THE ORDINARY while also being FREE or AFFORDABLE. I’ll be the fat old fart in the back row.

You are not allowed to have any fun whatsoever until you have AT LEAST contacted your elected reps to demand Donald Trump’ϟ impeachment and Elon Musk’ϟ arrest, and been to AT LEAST one rally against the coup:
    • SAT MAR 1, 10AM at Westlake Tesla (435 Westlake Ave N)
    • TUE MAR 4, 3PM at the Henry Jackson Federal Building (915 Second Ave)
    • THU MAR 6, 8AM at Yesler I-5 overpass and N 50th Street overpass
    • FRI MAR 7, NOON at the Seattle Center Mural Amphitheatre
    • SAT MAR 8, 10AM at Bellevue Downtown Park

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Concert at Tagney Jones Hall
Ladies Musical Club: Music of Steven Luksan
THU FEB 27, 11:30 AM — FREE

Concert at Brechemin Auditorium
UW School of Music Piano Series
THU FEB 27, 7:30 PM — FREE

Play at 12th Avenue Arts
Time Stands Still
THU FEB 27, 7:30 PM — “Pay what you can”

Retirement at Admiral Chevron
Farewell, Harold Chacon
FRI FEB 28, 10AM — FREE

Concert at Sunset Tavern
Ben Dyleuth, with Arthur James, Young Chhaylee
FRI FEB 28, 8:30 PM — $15.45

Monologues at Highline Heritage Museum
Seven Stories
FRI FEB 28, 7:30 PM
(cost is not mentioned on website; no reply to emailed inquiry)

Burlesque at Seattle Center Armory
Fantasia: A Stripping Space Odyssey
FRI FEB 28, 6PM — FREE

Film at Pacific Science Center IMAX
Lost Highway (1997)
FRI FEB 28 thru WED MAR 5 — $7.77
You are not required to purchase separate tickets to the Science Center.

Concert at the Black Lodge
Stoneyard, Hewn, Lawn Darts, Sexting My Friends
FRI FEB 28, 7:00 PM — $15.66

Film at North Bend Theater
Blue Velvet
FRI FEB 28 thru SUN MAR 2 — $10
(discounts for kiddies, military, old farts)

Poetry at Open Books
Girlhood x A Haunting; Jessica Rae Bergamino with EJ Colen
FRI FEB 28, 7:00 PM

Concert at the Great Hall (Town Hall)
Cappella Romana presents Canon for Racial Reconciliation
FRI FEB 28, 7:30 PM — $15 and up

Concert at the Great Hall (Town Hall)
Puget Sound Symphony Orchestra’s Winter Concert
SAT MAR 1, 7:30 PM — $8 and up

Film at Beacon Cinema
The Singing Detective (1986) marathon screening
SAT MAR 1, starting at NOON — $12.50

Dance at Yaw Theater
Threads of Being
SAT MAR 1, 7:30 PM — $15 and up

Concert at Sunset Tavern
Hockey Teeth with waltzerr and Die Right
SAT MAR 1, 8:30 PM — $15.45

Tour the Paramount Theater
SAT MAR 1, 10AM — FREE

Concert at Couth Buzzard
Songwriter Showcase Seattle
SAT MAR 1, 7:00 PM — FREE
(but it’s a bookstore, ya cheap bastard, buy something)

Film at Northwest Film Forum
Any Other Way: The Jackie Shane Story (2024)
now playing thru SUN MAR 2 — $15
(discounts for kiddies, students, old farts, members)

Film at the Beacon
Some Like It Hot (1959)
SUN MAR 2 thru WED MAR 5 — $12

Concert at the Vera Project
Happy Minds School of Music concert
SUN MAR 2, 2:30 PM — $13.39

Films at SIFF Center
11 short films by Kevin Jerome Everson
MON MAR 3, 7PM — FREE
(Also TUE MAR 4 at Mini Mart City Park)

Film at Uptown Cinema
2025 Oscar Nominated Shorts: Live Action
MON MAR 3, 4:15 PM — $6

Film at Uptown Cinema
2025 Oscar Nominated Shorts: Animated
MON MAR 3, 7:15 PM — $6

Film at Here-After (presented by Grand Illusion)
Battle Royale (2000)
TUE MAR 4, 7:00 PM — $11 (age 21+ only)
(discount for members who preorder)

Films at Mini Mart City Park
11 short films by Kevin Jerome Everson
TUE MAR 4, 6:30 PM — FREE
(Also MON MAR 3 at SIFF Center)

Transit Riders Union Monthly Social at Owl 'N Thistle
WED MAR 5, 5:30 PM — FREE
(but it’s a restaurant & bar, ya cheap bastard, dinner from around $20)

Pasta, film, & rock’n’roll at The Rabbit Box Theatre
Spaghetti Western Wednesday
WED MAR 5, 7:30 PM — $10 and up

Free First Thursday at most Seattle museums
Burke Museum of Natural History & Culture
Henry Art Gallery
Museum of Flight
National Nordic Museum
Northwest African American Museum
Seattle Art Museum
Seattle Asian Art Museum
Volunteer Park Conservatory
Washington Park Arboretum walking tour
THU MAR 6 — FREE

Film at the Beacon
Inland Empire (2006)
THU MAR 6 thru THU MAR 13 — $12

Film at Northwest Film Forum
Rat Film (2016)
THU MAR 6, 7:00 PM — $15
(discounts for kiddies, students, old farts, members)

Film at Northwest Film Forum
Bona (1980)
THU MAR 6 thru SUN MAR 16 — $15
(discounts for kiddies, students, old farts, members)

Play at the Northwest School
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
THU MAR 6 thru SAT MAR 8 — FREE

Film at Broadview Library
Nosferatu (1922)
THU MAR 6, 1:00 PM — FREE

Decent Social Skills at Ada’s Technical Books & Cafe
Facing Rejection
THU MAR 6, 6:30 PM — FREE
(but it’s a bookstore, ya cheap bastard, buy something)

Concert at The Royal Room
Lincoln High School Jazz Band
THU MAR 6, doors 6PM, show 7PM — FREE
(but it’s a lounge and restaurant, ya cheap bastard, buy something)

Film at Northwest Film Forum
Eraserhead (1977)
FRI MAR 7 thru SUN MAR 16 — $15
(discounts for kiddies, students, old farts, members)

Concert at Anderson School (Thorndike Room) in Bothell
Dain Norman
FRI MAR 7, 7PM — FREE

Concert at Broadview Library
Live experimental musical arts with video projection by Rob Angus
SAT MAR 8, 3:30 PM — FREE

Tour the Moore Theater
SAT MAR 8, 10AM — FREE

Lecture at Vashon Library, by Robert Horton
Un-American Activities: The Blacklist Era and Hollywood
SAT MAR 8, 4:30 PM — FREE

Film at Rainier Beach Community Club
Free for All: The Public Library (2024)
SAT MAR 8, 7:00 PM — FREE

Beat the Freeze at Town Hall Seattle
Seattle Welcome Day
SAT MAR 8, 10AM-2PM — $20

Georgetown Steam Plant Open House
featuring poetry by Xochitl Clare
SAT MAR 8, 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM — FREE

Concert at West Seattle Library
Ladies Musical Club concert
SUN MAR 9, 3:00 PM — FREE

Film at Beacon Cinema
Niagara (1953)
SUN MAR 9 thru MON MAR 10 — $12.50

Play at UW’s Glenn Hughes Penthouse Theatre
Late, A Cowboy Song
THU MAR 11 thru SUN MAR 15 — $10-22

Concert at Central Library
Ladies Musical Club
WED MAR 12, NOON — FREE

Film at Beacon Cinema
Secret Cinema
WED MAR 12, 7:30 PM — FREE

Comedy at Clock-Out Lounge
Joketellers Union
WED MAR 12, doors 8:00 PM, show 8:30 — $12

Lecture at Wyncote NW Forum (Town Hall)
Priced out of the American Dream, by Yoni Appelbaum
WED MAR 12, 7:30 PM — $10 and up

Decent Social Skills at Ada’s Technical Books & Cafe
Starting the Conversation
THU MAR 13, 6:30 PM — FREE
(but it’s a bookstore, ya cheap bastard, buy something)

Adult story time at Fremont Library
Love Out Loud
THU MAR 13, 4PM — FREE

Film at Beacon Cinema
• David Lynch’s Dune (1984)
THU MAR 13 thru THU MAR 20 — $12.50

Concert at Anderson School (Thorndike Room) in Bothell
TwoMacs & Friends
FRI MAR 14, 7PM — FREE

Film at Beacon Cinema
• George Romero’s The Crazies (1973)
FRI MAR 14 and SAT MAR 15, 10PM — $12.50

Tour the Neptune Theater
SAT MAR 15, 10AM — FREE

Film at Beacon Cinema
The Misfits (1961)
SUN MAR 16 thru TUE MAR 18 — $12.50

Film at Beacon Cinema
Girls Town (1996)
SUN MAR 16 thru WED MAR 19 — $12.50

Readings at Lapis Theater
Works in Progress
TUE MAR 18, 6PM — FREE (registration required)

Lecture at White River Valley Museum in Auburn
Hunting, Fishing, and Native Sovereignty
WED MAR 19, 5:30 PM — FREE

Decent Social Skills at Ada’s Technical Books & Cafe
Conversation Cafe
THU MAR 20, 6:30 PM — FREE
(but it’s a bookstore, ya cheap bastard, buy something)

Concert at Rabbit Box Theater
Dirty Sidewalks with Bow & Yarrow, Michael Ray, and the Plastic Sheets
THU MAR 20 — $12

Play at Annex Theater
Blue to Blue
FRI MAR 21 thru SAT APR 12 — $5 and up

Concert at Baba Yaga
Weep Wave with Family Worship Center and Little Venom
SAT MAR 22, doors 8:00 PM, show 9:00 — $15 (age 21+ only)

Film at Northwest Film Forum
Crash (1996)
SAT MAR 22 thru SAT MAR 29 — $15
(discounts for kiddies, students, old farts, members)

Film at Beacon Cinema
Secret Cinema
TUE MAR 25, 7:30 PM — FREE

Comedy at Clock-Out Lounge
Joketellers Union
WED MAR 26, doors 8:00 PM, show 8:30 — $12

Film at Pacific Science Center IMAX
Mulholland Drive (2001)
FRI MAR 28 thru WED APR 2 — $7.77
You are not required to purchase separate tickets to the Science Center.

 
As the nincompoops say, “Do your own research.” Click the links. Check the times. Maybe I made a typo.

 
ALWAYS FREE
Art Walks
Artists at Play (at Seattle Center)
Ballard Locks
Center for Wooden Boats (Wednesdays – Sundays)
Center on Contemporary Art (Thursdays – Saturdays)
Low tide on the Sound— great for crab, snail, or starfish hunting
Duwamish Longhouse and Cultural Center (closed Mondays)
Festál (at Seattle Center)
Frye Art Museum
KEXP Gathering Space
Klondike Gold Rush Museum (closed Mondays & Tuesdays)
Kubota Garden
Ladies Musical Club
Log House Museum (Fridays & Saturdays)
Museum Pass from King County Public Library
Olympic Sculpture ParkPike Place Market
Seattle Center
Seattle Chinese Garden
Seattle Free Walking Tours
Seattle Neighborhood Farmers Markets
Seattle Parks & Recreation
Suzzallo Library
Washington Park Arboretum
Woodland Park Rose Garden

 
NOT FREE BUT WORTH THE PRICE
Ada’s Technical Books & Cafe
Archie McPhee
Charlie’s Queer Books
Connections Museum (Sundays only)
The Couth Buzzard
Elliott Bay Books
Fantagraphics Bookstore & Gallery
Highline Heritage Museum (closed Mondays-Wednesdays)
Left Bank Books
Metro Transit
The Monorail
Open Books
Paper Boat Booksellers
Scarecrow Video
Queen Anne Book Company
Seattle Japanese Garden (closed for winter)
Seattle Pinball Museum
Sound Transit
Third Place Books
Underground Tour
Washington State Ferries
Water Taxi
Wing Luke Museum (closed Mondays & Tuesdays)
Woodland Park Zoo (ticket price varies stupidly & wildly from day to day)
Ye Olde Curiosity Shop