A day in the life of a Soviet Russian (according to liberals):

Wake up at 5:00am to a wholesome Vodka breakfast.

Drive to work in a T-34 and arrive at the gulag to begin daily shift at 6:00am.

Chop wood or whatever mysterious work they actually do inside Gulags until noon.

Get a 5 minute reeducation break along with a few raw grains of wheat and vodka for lunch.

Chop more wood until midnight.

Finish work at 1:00am and drive home in a blizzard which luckily happened to stop the Nazis.

Get home and dream about Uncle Sam and the Free World™ bringing freedom and democracy to Russia for a few hours.

Wake up and repeat.