My flame will be extinguished.

Demise details unclear, but I’m excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

Details of demise unclear but I’m excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

Mine is pretty obvious.

I’ve seen Monty Python before.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas…

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I’d be so proud.

I don’t think its widely used anymore

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

Well…

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

Snakebite

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish