SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square297fedilinkarrow-up1964arrow-down114
arrow-up1950arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square297fedilink
minus-squareeryndalor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up121·2 days ago60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoThere’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
minus-squarehouseofleft@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 days agoTbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 days agoThe IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoI do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
There’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
He’s attracted to them?
Probably
Tbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
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I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.