Jesus christ.

You know I don’t honestly love wearing sunscreen. It’s greasy, it sucks.

But you know what I like less? Being sunburned! Being sunburned is legitimately terrible!

You know what I like less than being sunburned? Fucking CANCER.

Wearing sunscreen is such a laughably low effort alternative to these horrible things that happen otherwise.

People are so goddamned stupid it boggles the mind.