• kautau@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Lol just ICA style Diana Burnwood answers the phone. You’re like “my upstairs neighbor is pretty loud I guess, idk, never done this before.” That night, he disappears off the face of the planet.

    “Contract complete 47, good work”

    Meanwhile the police are casually questioning you about if you’ve seen him recently.