Mitsubishi: Cars, Air Conditioners, Chemicals, …Food Industry(?), …Pens & Pencils(!?!?!?)
Me: I’d like to buy a smartphone
Samsung: ok
Me: I also need an apartment in Korea
Samsung: ok
Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?
Samsung: ok
Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased
Samsung: done
Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home
Samsung: no problem
Me: oh, and some sugar
Samsung: fine, there you go
Me : I’ll also need a tank and a giant crane for… unspecified reasons.
Samsung: ok
Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.
is this a phone screenshot of a tik-tok screenshot of a tweet ?
lemme post this on instagram, send it via whatsapp, upload it to imgur and have it recompressed by youtube real quick!
To convert that to open services: Let me just post this on Pixelfed, send it via Telegram/Signal, upload it to (hmm, can someone help me here) and have it recompressed by Odysee/Peertube!
That’s a weird way to spell matrix
MORE JPEG!
ᗜwᗜ - I would like to buy a smartphone
Xiaomi - ok>
ᗜwᗜ - I’d also like to buy a pressure cooker, flipflops, bicycle, suitcases, wine bottle o-
Xiaomi - 你不会相信我会说的话Me: I’d love any of these things without ads
Xiaomi: lmao no wtf
Yeah I’m fine with Xiaomi having ads on their phones. When I owned one I honestly rarely ever saw them.
I would like to buy some air conditioning
Hitachi: OK
And some science equipment, a crane and some train tracks
Hitachi: Done
Also I want to pleasure myself
Hitachi: I gotcha fam
I would like to buy a business copier/printer/scanner.
Brother: Got you covered.
Any idea where I can get a good sewing machine?
Brother: Funny you should ask!
Magic wand moment 😂.
I’d also like an industrial drone for dispersing pesticides and liquid based fertilizers.
Yamaha: Would you like it to match your motorcycle?
And my piano, too
