Congressman David Dilbeck : You’ve never covered yourself with Vaseline?

Erb Crandal : No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.

Congressman David Dilbeck : You don’t know what you’re missing. I’ve got it all over. It’s down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes…

Erb Crandal : All right. The Young Christians are waiting, so…